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Man Reports Lap Dancers To Police

 

A 37-year-old man from Illinois complained to police that he had been cheated after two lap dancers failed to keep their promise to visit him in his hotel room for “free” private lap dances.

The broken promise allegedly occurred at a gentlemen’s club in Franklin, Wisconsin, known as On The Border. According to the local press, the man informed the police that in total he spent $1,000 on lap dances from the two performers.

This type of erotic dancing, which is performed in some strip clubs, involves a patron who is seated and a dancer who is either in immediate contact with the patron, or within a very short distance. Actual contact between patron and dancer is contingent on local jurisdiction and community standards and can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both. The dancer may be naked, topless or fully clothed.

Our patron remains nameless but one can only wonder:
If he is 37 years old and believes the words of a lap dancer, does he also believe in elves and Santa Claus?

[image via: web.orange.co.uk]

 

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  1. Morey says:

    I bow down humbly in the prsnecee of such greatness.