We’ve compiled the best pick up lines to be used on unsuspecting girls and here’s a warning – they may just get a laugh or two, possibly a smile and maybe a number if you are lucky. Also, pick up lines are typically a bad idea but if you are bored and want to make people laugh then why not. Just don’t rely on them to meet your next wife. I even added an original by my buddy Clay who turned 30 last night. That’s why it is The 11 Best Pick Up Lines For Unsuspecting Girls instead of 10.
- It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a parking ticket? Why? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Do you have any allergy medicine? Why? Because I’m allergic to perfect smiles. Sneeze (Clay)
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really. What is that? It’s just that…your numbers not in it.
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!