Featured

11 Best Pick Up Lines For Unsuspecting Girls

op Pickup Lines

Top Pickup Lines For Cute Girls. Try Them Tonight. Who Knows, You Might Get Lucky

We’ve compiled the best pick up lines to be used on unsuspecting girls and here’s a warning – they may just get a laugh or two, possibly a smile and maybe a number if you are lucky.  Also, pick up lines are typically a bad idea but if you are bored and want to make people laugh then why not.  Just don’t rely on them to meet your next wife.  I even added an original by my buddy Clay who turned 30 last night.  That’s why it is The 11 Best Pick Up Lines For Unsuspecting Girls instead of 10.

  1. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  3. Are you a parking ticket?  Why?  Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
  4. Do you have any allergy medicine?  Why?  Because I’m allergic to perfect smiles.  Sneeze (Clay)
  5. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really. What is that? It’s just that…your numbers not in it.
  6. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  8. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
  9. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  10. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  11. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Leave a Comment