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Anti-Cheating Ring Will Brand “I’m Married” onto Your Finger

There aren’t any surveys that can provide us with exact numbers regarding how many people cheat on their spouses. Statistics can be as low as 15% and as high as 70%. It just depends on which survey you check out. Regardless, infidelity is a serious problem for a lot of couples. So, would married people invest in an item that promises to prevent cheating from happening in the first place?

Well, the folks over at The Cheeky have created such an item, which is now for sale.

For a mere $550 you can purchase a titanium wedding band that could stop any sort of extramarital action. But, how does a ring actually pull this off? Well, this particular ring happens to have “I’m Married” etched on the inside. So, if you do wear it for sometime, you will be branded as married. Literally. It won’t be a secret to people that you are indeed married, even if you try to be sneaky and slip off your wedding band after, you know, your flesh gets branded.

The makers have given the ring a lifetime guarantee, ‘til death and all that, as well.

So, what was the motivation for the anti-cheating ring? Here’s what the folks over at The Cheeky have to say:

With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the “Club” and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…”I’m Married.”

Would our married readers invest in this anti-cheating ring? Or better yet, would your wife make you buy it?

Personally, the price isn’t the issue. The issue is that if you need something to prevent your spouse from cheating, or are at least afraid that it will happen, then your marriage has some problems.

Then again, it would make for an awesome gag gift. And maybe that’s what the whole thing is for.

Image Source: The Cheeky

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