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Just Released: Tips for Dating a Porn Actress

                           

Sasha Grey,  porn actress.  Source: From left, Wikimedia Commons, BigStockPhoto.com, Glenn Francis/ Wikimedia Commons

There’s no denying that within the last decade, porn has become mainstreamed. It’s common to see a porn star retire and focus on actual acting, like Sasha Grey. Even if a person remains in the biz, there’s still a very good chance that you’ll catch them in other non-porn roles. In short, porn has become so common that most people wouldn’t mind even dating a person in the adult film industry.

Nowadays, it’s no longer the industry of olden years that were exaggerated and made famous in films like Boogie Nights. It’s not a world of drugs, diseases, and women with severe daddy issues. Today, these are chicks that like having sex, and they get paid for it. What’s wrong with that? Nothing. Because there’s plenty of porn actresses that would make a great girlfriend. So, here the perks and downsides of dating a porn actress:

The Perks

Duh. She’s a Porn Actress

This is a give in—you’re dating a porn actress. It’s like when you heard stories of someone bringing home a stripper. You’ve instantly become the man within your inner circle. Besides boasting about this obvious fact, consider what else this does for your ego, confidence, etc.

First off, she’s most likely extremely hot. Even if she wasn’t having sex for a living, she would still turn heads. Secondly, she’s decided to date you, some Average Joe, for whatever reason. It’s rather impressive that she wants to date you and not a co-star or some actor she met at a party. Oh yeah, you could also reenact some of your favorite scenes with her.

She’s Outgoing

If you’re having sex on camera for a living, you have to be outgoing and someone with few inhibitions (not to mention that she probably isn’t insecure or timid about her body and sex). And, let’s be honest here, us men love outgoing women. They’re game for anything, and not just in the bedroom, which means that they’re a blast to hang out with. They like to have fun, but they’re also great at conversations, whether if it’s just with you or at a party. Finally, if you’re a shy person, her outgoing personality could help you break out of that shell.

She’s Disease Free

Despite the misconceptions, most porn performers are actually disease free. Believe it or not, they get tested for STDs monthly, and usually, there’s protection when they’re on set. In reality, she’s probably much cleaner than some random girl you pick up at the bar.

You Get to Preview Her in the Bedroom

This may make you jealous, but think about this. Not only do you have the chance to see her naked, you also get to see what she can do in the bedroom. This means that you don’t need to feel weird or uncomfortable about asking her to do certain things in the bedroom because you’ve already seen her do it.

The Downsides

Just Because She’s a Porn Star Doesn’t Mean…

that she’s going to come home from having sex all day and then have sex with you. We know we said a perk was that she’s open to sex and doing different things in the bedroom, you just can’t expect that all the time. It’s as if you were dating a chef and then ask and expect her to come home and cook you a five course meal after she’s been in the kitchen all day.

Jealously

No matter how open-minded and accepting you are about how she makes a living, there’s bound to be instances of jealousy. Seriously. Most guys don’t even like other men looking at their girl, let alone sleeping with her. Also, remember that some porn actresses travel to conventions and strip clubs. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your girlfriend is taking her clothes off in front of strange men?

Insecurities

Even if you can get past the whole jealousy thing you may still have to get through some insecurities. What we mean is that you may have thoughts that you’re not big enough or good enough to please her sexual appetite. She’s had sexual experiences that you may never even get close to and that could drive you insane. It’s just like Chasing Amy.

Assumptions and Judgements

Just because you’re cool with her being a porn actress doesn’t mean that others will. There’s bound to be moments when you have to defend the misconceptions of being a porn star, like she has STD or issues. What will your parents think when you introduce her to them? Will your friends expect that they can get a little something from her? Worst of all, can you imagine the horror if your dad has seen one of her films her before? Or how about your friends boasting that they saw your girlfriend having sex?

 

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