It’s been said over and over again. Men are simple creatures; show us a little skin and you have our full attention. In fact, we seem to always find the beauty and sexiness in any woman, and I mean E-V-E-R-Y, even if they’ve become a mindless, walking dead cannibal.
If you don’t believe me, then why else would there be zombie pin-ups or women dressing up as sexy members of the undead for zombie crawls or Halloween? But nothing beats a female walker from our favorite zombie movies. In fact, we dig the lovely brain-eating women from films so much that we would gladly risk infection for just one moment of glory.
Without further ado, here are the 13 hottest zombie babes:
13. Jane O’Flynn (Kathleen Munroe) – Survival of the Dead
Kathleen Munroe pulled double duty in George A. Romero’s 2009 film Survival of the Dead as twin sisters Janet O’Flynn and Jane O’Flynn. There’s something about a blue-eyed zombie that drives us crazy.
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12. Blonde Zombie Who Attacks Roger in Truck (Jeannie Jefferies) – Dawn of the Dead
Jefferies is only credited as the blonde zombie who attacks Roger in Romero’s Dawn of the Dead in 1978. But, she gets bonus points for being one of the make-up girls for effects artist Tom Savini.
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11. Naked Zombie Walking Towards House – Night of the Living Dead
Is there anything particularly stunning about the woman simply known as “naked zombie walking towards house”? Not really, but she is probably the first nude zombie in film history in Romero’s 1968 directing debut.
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10. Tammy (Sonja Bennett) – Fido
If you haven’t seen 2006’s Fido, then you should. It’s a fun and original take on the zombie genre. One of our favorite, yet disturbing, parts was that Tim Blake Nelson’s character essentially has a zombie for, um, personal pleasure. It doesn’t hurt that Tammy isn’t too bad on the eyes either.
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9. Number 9 (Jennifer Baxter) – Land of the Dead
Romero definitely has an eye for hot female zombies. This time it’s the zombie simply known as Number 9 in 2005’s Land of the Dead.
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8. Rain Ocampo (Michelle Rodriguez) – Resident Evil
Michelle Rodriguez is usually pretty hot. Zombie Michelle Rodriguez in the 2002 adaptation of Resident Evil is just as sizzling.
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7. Mona Harrison (Allison Hayes) – Zombies of Mora Tau
This 1957 horror flick about deep sea treasure hunters who become cursed by the undead crew of ship features one of the first, and bustiest, female zombies on film. The 50-Foot Woman herself Allison Hayes as Mona Harrison.
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6. The Women From Zombie Women of Satan
This 2009 indie movie from the U.K. is rather dreadful, but it has plenty of curvy zombie women, which is really the only reason to subject yourself to the Zombie Women of Satan.
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5. Kyoko, the Zombie Queen (Miwa) – Junk
We would totally be willing subjects for Kyoko, the Zombie Queen in the 2000 Japanese film Junk.
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4. 406 (Amber Heard) – Zombieland
We think Jesse Eisenberg overacted when his neighbor from 406 tried to devour him. Even in zombie form, we still have a crush on Amber Heard.
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3. Trash (Linnea Quigley) – Return of the Living Dead
In 1985, a quirky little film titled Return of the Living Dead came along and helped a countless number of nerds through puberty, thanks to Linnea Quigley. There’s no denying that the character of Trash was the first, and remains one of the most iconic, female zombies ever.
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2. Kat (Jenna Jameson) – Zombie Strippers
What could be hotter than a porn-star playing a stripping zombie?
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1. Julie Walker (Melinda Clarke) – Return of the Living Dead III
The only female zombie hotter than Kat from Zombie Strippers is Julie Walker from 1993’s Return of the Living Dead III. Melinda Clarke’s character has become the quintessential sexy zombie.
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