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8 Strangest Amazon Products

During recent history, Amazon reviews have become somewhat of a viral sensation. After hours of scouring the internet, here are the funniest, craziest and downright weirdest Amazon products and reviews I found. Prepare to smile, laugh, wtf and omg your way through 8 increasingly amazin’ Amazon reviews.

8. Fresh (not so) Whole Rabbit

pic-11Where J.A. KONRATH states, “I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight. Off to  buy a bigger fridge.”

The best review for this product has to be this one from BabbChuck.

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7. Male Testicular Model Anatomy

 

Paying $150 dollars might seem nuts to some, but you can really have a ball with them and they work well as a stress reliever.

Tricky Rick says, “Finally a product I can use.” “Who doesn’t love playing with scrotum? I know I do! So does my wife. But sometimes I have to leave the house to, I don’t know, go to work or buy groceries and I have to take my scrotum away from my wife’s hands. This made her sad… until NOW! Now she has a scrotum to play with when I’m not around. I also find it useful when I feel the need to play with a scrotum other than my own and don’t want to impose on coworkers, friends, family members (I said ‘members’) or our local priest.”

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6. Inflatable Toast

If you need toast in the morning, pull it out blow it up and enjoy its toasty-ness (inflatable toaster not included and is required for the full effect). If you’re not buying the idea, this review from D. Finn will convince you this fake toast is a life-saver.

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5. Gastric Bypass Kit

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The cause of many a fatality, the “Do it yourself” Gastric Bypass Kit. Very easy to get one for yourself and comes with a complete set of instructions, although you may want to get a family or friend to help you through the difficult parts. Just ask Peter Moore, ex fat-guy.

If that is not enough to bring a cringe to your face, maybe this next one is.

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4. Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Crème 200 ml

The only reason for warning labels being there is because someone has already made the mistake, and they are trying to prevent you from making the same one. This next guy figured it wouldn’t hurt to try it out for himself. (Warning: Explicit descriptive text follows, cover your eyes.)

While one person commends the product, “Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend. Yours, Ali Muhabarakah, Secret Police, Damascus”

Another has a little difficulty following instructions.

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3. 55-Gallon Tub o’ Lube

That’s right folks, 55 gallons. While only a pubescent whale could ever actually use this ginormous amount of lube, one crazy person came up with a great way to get it all used, however a problem did arise.

2. The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Frank comments, “The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys. Now I have 18 sons and spend most of my money on child support and condoms.”

overlook1997 says, “Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”

But the clear winner for the best review of this t-shirt goes to B. Govern with a lengthy but highly amusing review.

And, the Grand Prize goes to…

1.The Guardian Angel Device

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Despite this last winning item having Japanese origins and looking like the offspring of the films Alien and Indiana Jones, its purpose is purely innocent, or so it seems. This item sold millions globally as some kind of non-penetrative hand acupuncture device. Until…?

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