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Hiding the Snake In the Bush & 164 Other Hilarious Sex Euphemisms

Boff, bang, screw, do it, and the deed. These are all different creative ways to say “have sex”. I’ve come up with 165 very colorful ways to say “having sex”. How many have you heard? Can you think of any others?

1. a squeeze and a squirt
2. bad boogey, the
3. bake cookies

4. ball
5. bang
6. batter dip the corn dog
7. belly to belly
8. boff
9. boink
10. bone
11. bonk
12. boof
13. boom-boom
14. bouncing the pogo stick
15. bump and grind
16. bump fuzzies
17. bump uglies
18. bury the bone
19. bury the one-eyed worm
20. bush patrol
21. butter the muffin
22. carve a notch in your bed post
23. check the oil

24. churn butter
25. clam dip
26. clean the carpet
27. cream
28. dance in the sheets
29. deed, the
30. dip the wick
31. dip your pen in the ink
32. dippity doo da
33. do
34. do it
35. do the dirty
36. exchange bodily fluids
37. feed the kitty

38. fill the cream donut
39. fit her clap flap
40. fix her plumbing
41. flop the hay
42. fornicate
43. four legged frolic
44. frolic in the cornfield

45. fuck
46. funky chicken, the
47. get a home run
48. get busy
49. get into one’s pants
50. get it on
51. get laid
52. get rocks off

53. get your nuts cracked
54. give her a high hard one
55. give her a pat
56. glaze the donut
57. go fishing
58. hammer
59. hanky panky
60. hide the hot dog
61. hide the salami
62. hide the sausage
63. hide the snake in the bush
64. hide the weenie
65. hippity dippitty
66. hit it
67. hobble the horsey
68. hop upon the wild pony
69. horizontal hustle

70. horizontal mambo
71. hot beef injection
72. hot dog in a jungle
73. hot dog on a bun
74. hump
75. humpty dumpty
76. in and out, the
77. juice someone
78. jump one’s bones
79. knock boots
80. knock mops
81. lay piping
82. lie feet up
83. lust and thrust, the
84. make babies

85. make it
86. make love
87. make some friction
88. make whoopee
89. mattress dance
90. mattress mambo
91. mingle limbs
92. mommy-daddy dance
93. mount
94. nail
95. naked dance, the
96. naughty, the
97. nookie
98. park
99. park the beef bus into tuna town
100. park the Plymouth into the garage of love
101. parting the pink sea
102. party for two
103. pass the gravy
104. pickle tickle
105. piece of ass
106. plant your seed

107. play doctor
108. play in and out
109. play on the hair court
110. play pickle me/ tickle me
111. plug and play
112. plug the hole
113. poke in the whiskers
114. polish the porpoise
115. pop the cork
116. pork
117. pound
118. probe
119. probe the membrane
120. put sour cream on the burrito
121. put sour cream on the taco
122. put the snake in the cave
123. put the snake in the grease
124. ram
125. ride
126. ride the baloney pony
127. ride the hobby horse
128. ride the skin bus into tuna town
129. ride the wild bull

130. roll in the hay
131. ring her bell
132. rumple the foreskin
133. score
134. scratch your itch
135. screw
136. service the clam
137. sexercise
138. shag
139. sink it in
140. sink the sub
141. skin the cat
142. slap bellies
143. slime the banana
144. smash pissers
145. sow wild oats
146. spank the cat
147. spear the bearded clam
148. stab the trout
149. storm the trenches
150. stuff the beaver
151. stuff the taco
152. sweep the chimney
153. take “old one-eye” to the optometrist
154. the hole smash
155. thread the needle

156. throw a log on the fire
157. tickle her belly from the inside
158. two-person push ups
159. ugly, the
160. vulcanize the whoopee stick
161. walk the dog
162. water the lawn
163. wet the wick
164. whoopty-do, the
165. wild thing, the

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  1. Boshemia says:

    Kevin Smith’s “An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder” had a whole discussion about euphemisms, since it was in England it was entertaining. “Pole in the Hole”, “A bit of Fanny Fun” (Doesn’t mean what you think it does), “Giving Away The Whole Pudding”, Jason Mews contributed “Get up in them Guts”,

  2. Trukindog says:

    How about…Bust a nut & Puttin the wrinkles back in my dick.

  3. Fortune Baby says:

    Pumping the sqeeze box..

  4. Robert says:

    You can also add Jiggy Jig

  5. sha nay nay says:

    doin the do

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