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21 Ridiculously Specific Internet Dating Sites

In the hectic, ultra-fast world of the 21st Century, we don’t have the time to go out and meet people like we used to. This can be a gigantic problem if you’re looking to venture out into the dating world, which can be just as hectic. Thankfully, there are numerous dating sites that can help you out. The only problem is that joining a more well known internet dating site casts a wide net, so it can be difficult to find the right person you’re looking for. As of October of 2010, those sites have millions of users. Match.com has 96 million, eHarmony 37 million, Zoosk 54 million, and so on. So, more innovative people have decided to narrow the playing field down a bit. Here’s 21 ridiculously specific internet dating sites. Some are more strange than others, but we’re not judging.

21. Religious

Christan dating sites are growing in popularity. Not really sure why, because a typical date includes discussions on God and not getting it on until marriage, but I digress. Luckily, being a single member of the God squad means no more going to those painful mixers thrown by the church. There’s many choices out there online, that cover almost every domination, whether you’re Christian or Jewish.

20. WeAbstain

I’m sure that people of faith will also enjoy this next selection, WeAbstain. The name says it all, “a meeting place for people who are abstaining.”

19. Millionaire Flirt

In today’s society, there are many people who want to get rich quick without lifting a finger. So, what’s the best way to do that? Well, hooking up with some hideous person that’s loaded, of course. And, Millionaire Flirt is the place to meet your future sugar daddy or mama.

18. ScientificMatch

What’s worse than getting into a serious relationship and discovering that you’re not genetically compatible with the other person in life? Fortunately, there’s ScientificMatch, who use your DNA to match you up.

17. Darwin Dating

I Don’t think Charles Darwin ever imagined his work being used for online dating. Then again, there was no such thing as the internet when he was around, so I could be wrong. Like many other sites, Darwin Dating is built for the beautiful singles of the world. I think these clowns misinterpreted Darwin’s work.

16. 420 Dating

“Why toke alone?” Good question. Wait, what was the question again?

15. Date My Pet

Designed for pet lovers to meet other pet lovers, and we don’t mean in that way you sicko. Finally, the crazy cat lady won’t be alone.

14. Trek Passions

This is supposed to be a place for nerds, whether you’re a fan of Star Trek, Star Wars, or anything else related to Sci-fi. The idea is great, since I’m a sucker for chicks that wear glasses, but that ad from Zoosk makes me a tad skeptical.

13. Ashley Madison

Many of us out there just want to use dating sites for a quickie. While we could go to Craig’s List, we prefer the classier Ashley Madison, because, like their motto, life is shot. Have an affair.

12. Pierced Passions

Pierced Passions is the premier location for people that are all pierced up, perhaps even the only. However, it looks like another page for Zoosk.

11. The Ugly Bug Ball

If you’re ugly, or for some reason prefer uglier people, than The Ugly Bug Ball is your internet dating heaven. I bet the folks at Darwin Dating would shudder at such a place.

10. Tall Friends

I cant’ imagine how difficult it is for tall people, because you’re always knocking yourself out when getting into the car. So, if you’re tall, or like taller people, Tall Friends is just for you.

9. Date A Little

On the other end of the spectrum of Tall Friends, there’s Date A Little.

8. Inmates

If you really have a thing for a bad person, than you should probably look for people that have been behind bars. There’s actually a couple of sites out there, like Meet An Inmate and Women Behind Bars. Just don’t blame us if things around your house start disappearing.

7. Datecraft

If you’re a fan of World of Warcraft, or games like it, you most likely don’t have time to meet another single person. Datecraft solves that problem, so now you have someone else in the room when you’re playing video games.

6. Positive Singles

When you have a STD, the dating game can become extremely difficult. That is unless you meet someone else with a STD. At Positive Singles, you don’t have to worry about catching any diseases, because users already have them.

5. No Longer Lonely

No Longer Lonely hooks up singles with mental illnesses. Yeah, I don’t see any problems coming out of those relationships.

4. Pounced

Pounced is a community for people that are into the whole furrie fetish, which are people dressing up like stuffed animals.

3. The Daily Diaper

If you’re one of those people that likes dressing up in diapers, and not because you’re old and need Depends, than The Daily Diaper is where you’ll find like minded souls. You should be on No Longer Lonely, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

2. Asexualitic

Asexualitic.com taps into probably the most untapped dating market out there, Asexual people.

1. Meet An OstoMate

MeetAnOstoMate.com is specifically geared towards people who have had an ostomy surgery, which is a procedure to repair a bowl or bladder that can’t function because of a birth defect or cancer. This is usually performed by creating an opening in the abdomen, which means that sometimes, you have to wear a pouch for your bodily waste. After going through such a horrendous procedure, it only makes sense that you would want to partner up with someone else that’s had the same experience.

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