50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed

Okay, not many of us want to admit it, but over the years, we’ve all had fantasies that involve certain cartoon ladies. Of course we know the ink would be messy, but if they were real…

Here a quick  list of the 50 hottest women of the cartoon world.


50. Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Before she turns into an ogre, of course. And maybe afterwards, after a prolonged drinking binge (we’ve all been there).


49. Elasgirl (The Incredibles)

Too bad she’s married. Even the name is hot. Definitely not someone you’d want to kick out of bed for eating crackers.


48. She-Ra (He-Man and She-Ra: Princess of Power)

Hot, sexy, and strong. Imagine what you could do in bed with her! Just don’t piss her off.


47. Firestar (Spiderman and His Amazing Friends)

Skin tight yellow jumpsuit, high cut red boots, a smokin’ hot figure, and flaming red hair; all a great recipe for one hot babe.


46. Snow White (Snow White)

She may be pure, but just think how you could change that once you got Prince Charming out of the way.


45. Betty (Archie Comics)

Doesn’t she remind you of the slut in high school that everyone bragged about having sex with? Betty has it and she knows it. More power to her.


44. Harley Quinn (Batman Animated Series)

The jester’s hat can be overlooked for this hotty because the rest of her is incredible. She’s got a hot body, a skin tight outfit, and curves in all the right places.


43. Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones)

The hair has got to go on Wilma Flintstone, but her body is hot. Just look at her from the neck down. See what I mean?


42. Storm (X-Men)

Storm’s white hair is unique, but it looks kind of sexy on her. But the best part about her is her curves. Oh, yea, and did I mention that she’s stacked?


41. Pebbles Flintstone as a teenager (The Pebbles and Bam-Bam Show)

Have you seen Pebbles all grown up? She’s a sexy redhead with a great face (if you look there) and a fantastic body.


40. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)

Yuna’s just got a great overall look, don’t you think? Cute face and a body only a computer could create.


39. Cindy Bear (Yogi Bear)

Okay, so Cindy Bear may not have curves. In fact, she’s got a pretty straight figure. But she has a great ass and she knows how to work a room (or a state park).


38. Gaia, Spirit of the Earth (Captain Planet)

As “Spirit of the Earth”, we can not only overlook the blue hair, but we can welcome it. It definitely suits Gaia. As far as her face goes, well she’s conventionally pretty, which is a positive thing. However, her best attribute is that she’s blessed in the chest.


37. Wonder Woman (Superfriends)

One thing you have to appreciate with Wonder Woman is her uncanny fashion sense. Her skimpy, low cut one-piece outfit with a bikini cut on the bottom would make a blind man look twice. The high red boots to accompany the ensemble well.


36. Starfire (Tales of the Titans Comics)

Starfire is just as hot as her name. Her revealing outfit and her high boots dress her very well, and check out the big hair!


35. Judy Jetson (The Jetsons)

She’s absolutely adorable. Judy is super thin, but also very trendy in the “Jetsons” era. She wears hot clothes that accent her cute little figure and she has a sparkling personality, which only makes her sexiness shine through even more.


34. Dawn (nVidia’s demo, also known as Jim Henson’s Creature Shop)

Check out the nice set of wings on this hot babe. Dawn has an almost perfect figure with everything in proportion. They don’t make real women this way.  The sheer fabric on her torso let’s get a peek at her sexy naval; just awesome!


33. Gadget (Chip N’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers)

Do you remember her in the show? She’s by far the sexiest chipmunk in the forest. Her outfits are trendy and slightly formfitting, bringing out her best feature, her legs. She also wears these little aviator goggles on her head that makes her look a little quirky.


32. Jane (Tarzan & Jane)

You’ve got to admire the spunk and energy that Jane has. Could you keep up in bed? I bet you’d have fun trying. She’s got a great personality and an awesome, toned body.


31. Cinderella (Cinderella)

Is it just me of was Cinderella hotter before she put on that fancy dress? The dress diminishes her great figure. She also looks a lot sexier with her hair down as opposed to up in the fancy doo. So, I would say that Cinderella before her fairy godmother got to her and then again after midnight is definitely sexy.


30. Taffy (Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels)

Taffy is the ultimate Farrah Fawcett-type girl of the late 1970s, perfect for her role as a Teen Angel. Though the other two teen angels are cute, Taffy has the best figure, the biggest chest, and the most flattering outfits. Her sense of style may be very retro, but no one can turn down the sex appeal of a Farrah Fawcett type, even if she is just a cartoon.


29 .Selena Kyle/ Catwoman (Batman, the animated series)

Selena Kyle as Catwoman has sexy qualities not only because of her great body, but also because of the mystery surrounding her. Just look at her. This beautiful masked woman in an extremely revealing outfit that you hope he’ll just pop out of and high heeled tall black boots that say “come and get me”. Fabulous!


28. Bugs Bunny in drag

Did you ever notice how sexy Bugs Bunny is in drag? Of course over the years, he’s dressed up as a female many times to distract his enemy, so he has different looks, but he always turns heads. He’s got nice curves and great legs. His best feature, however is his long, sleek, shiny white buck teeth. Smooooooth, don’t you think?


27. Mary Jane Watson (Spiderman)

Mary Jane Watson is difficult to resist whether she’s being portrayed by a real actress or is being drawn. It’s not just her physical features that make her so sexy, though that aspect doesn’t hurt. It’s more of her personality as Mary Jane has an innocent school girl type of persona on the surface mixed in with a ton of mystery. Hot!


26. Holli Would (Cool World)

Some may criticize that Holli Would is drawn out of proportion compared to a real person with a waist way too thin compared to the rest of her, and breasts so large that the force of gravity should be pulling her forward causing her to fall on her face. So what? She’s a cartoon, so someone had a great fantasy in their mind and drew her. Of course along with her smoking hot body is the flirtatious manner that any woman with a body like that should have.


25. Jem (Jem and the Holograms)

Unless you had a sister that used to watch Jem’s TV series in the 1980s, you’ve probably never heard of her, but you were definitely missing out. With great legs, an awesome body, a nice chest, and great moves, Jem is the entire package.


24. Leela (Futurama)

Leela has a unique beauty because she’s not ultra thin, but is still sexy. She’s got a great bust line and if you like a girl with just a little extra meat on her, then you’d like Leela. The only problem is that she’s pretty tough, so if you pissed her off, she might kick your ass. However, if you charmed her enough, her eye would be glued on you.


23. Catra (She-Ra: Princess of Power)

Here we go again with the strong muscular hotties that could kick your ass. There’s just something to be said for the sex appeal of a woman who can take care of herself. Catra has an awesome figure and wears outfits that are sexy, revealing and low cut. Her high boots add to the effect.


22. Luanne (King of the Hill)

All in all, Luanne’s body is only rated as fair, but she knows how to work it. She wears sexy outfits and knows how to act as if she’s “all that”. She’s a little loony and doesn’t appear to be very bright, but it adds to her charm and somehow also adds to her sex appeal.


21. April O’Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Man, did those turtles have it made or what? The yellow work jumpsuit with the belt to accentuate her waist really shows off her curves. As for the rest of her, it’s just left up to the imagination, and when you look at April your imagination can thrive! You also can’t resist her high white boots.


20. Black Cat/ Felicia Hardy (Spiderman)

If you want to admire superb curves, take a look at Black Cat. Her sleek, black costume fits her like a glove, showing off every toned muscles and every curve of her entire body.


19. Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux, the TV cartoon)

What is not to love (and lust) about Aeon Flux? Her outfit is perfect for what you’d want a woman that’ built like that to wear. The majority of her outfit covers her arms and the boots go all the way up past her knees. Of course she’s very muscular and could kick your ass, but she’s got big boobs and a hot body that won’t quit.


18. The Baroness (GI Joe)

Here’s a brunette hottie that will turn your head. The Baroness sports big breasts, a form fitting outfit, and no-nonsense glasses. I wouldn’t mess with her though, you might end up dead in a gutter at the hands of her Cobra minions.


17. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

Who can say no to the classic beauty of Belle? She’s not just a pretty face. She’s got a hot body too. Walt Disney manages to capture her sex appeal no matter what she’s wearing. Belle looks sexy in normal, everyday attire or formal wear. One of the most appealing qualities about her is that if she can fall for the Beast, then anyone has a good chance.


16. Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame)

You have to love the mystery surrounding Esmeralda. She’s got the entire mysterious looking going with her dark skin and hair, her awesome aquamarine colored eyes, her hoop earrings, and her tambourine.


15. Lois Griffin (Family Guy)

If you just look at Lois Griffin on the surface, you’d never see the sex appeal. You need to look past the plain clothing that she normally dresses in and her annoying voice. In fact, just take the clothes off. What do you see? She not someone’s plain, hum-drum wife anymore! She’s a sexy woman with a great body! Who’d have thought?


14. Penelope Pitstop (Wacky Races; The Perils of Penelope Pitstop)

Penelope Pitstop is your stereotypical blonde beauty from the 1960s and early 1970s. She’s just as cute as she could be and of course has the southern drawl that drives all men crazy. She also has a nice fit body with the curves in all the right places, but her most appealing quality is her role as the stereotypical damsel in distress; the persona that says, “I need a big, strong man to rescue me and be by my side”.


13. Mulan (Mulan)

Again, Disney captures the classic beauty of a woman in Mulan. Her figure is definitely not out of proportion to her body, yet she’s still rather well endowed up top. Her face is gorgeous and she’s got a really likeable personality and a lot of spunk added in as well.


12. Smurfette (The Smurfs)

I know what you’re thinking. Smurfette is flat-chested. This may be true, but she’s got a cute figure, for a Smurf. She also knows how to flaunt what she does have. Plus, how many woman do you know could pull off blue skin and still look that good? The biggest factor in her sex appeal is that all of the Smurfs love her. Maybe this is because she’s sexy or perhaps it’s because she’s the only female Smurf.


11. Evil Lyn (He-Man)

It’s true that Evil Lyn may be from the wrong side of the tracks, but you can’t deny her physical appeal. She’s got a sexy body and wears an outfit that really shoes it off. Gotta love a naughty woman that appears to be all powerful!


10. Cheetara (Thundercats)

There’s something to be said about a woman with cat-like qualities. That in and of itself can be very sexy. On top of that, Cheetara has a very well defined one structure and very healthy breasts. Her appeal doesn’t end there. Cheetara is definitely an action babe! Grrrow!


9. Tinkerbell (Peter Pan)

Disney manages to make even the smallest of creatures very sexy and appealing to the male eye. She may be tiny, but Tinkerbell’s got it goin’ on! She’s got a stunning figure, long legs (proportionately), and a sexy set of set of… wings. Her outfit is skimpy too. That always helps.


8. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

If you think of Marge as a housewife with a crude husband and a rude little boy, you don’t get the desired effect. However, let’s look at Marge’s physical attributes for a moment. She’s got a decent figure, large breasts, and a great butt. The tall blue hair has to go, but once in a great while she’s seen letting her hair down. Then she’s hot!


7. Betty Boop (Betty Boop)

Did you know that Betty Boop will be 80 years old in 2010? She still looks great doesn’t she? Her sole purpose was to appeal to men. So, of course she was drawn accordingly; ultra thin waist, shapely long legs and huge boobs. Of course she also has the sexy attitude to go along with it. Betty Boop has entertained for years and though she is sometimes upstaged by more contemporary cartoons, there’s still no denying the classics.


6. Pocahontas (Pocahontas)

I love Disney productions, don’t you? Do you think they’ve ever made a woman in heir movies that wasn’t stacked? Pocahontas is drawn with an awesome figure; curves all over the place. Her long, flowing black hair also adds to the appeal. What does it most for me is her sassy little attitude and her free spirit.


5. Daphne (Scooby Doo)

We’ve all known for years that Daphne is the fashionable and popular girl in Scooby Doo. She’s got a natural charisma that draws you to her (no pun intended).  Though her outfit dates back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, you can never go wrong with a mini skirt if you ask me.


4. Betty Rubble (The Flintstones)

Just the thought of being with a cavewoman could set your loins on fire, but then picture that the cavewoman looks like Betty Rubble. She’s petite and wears hot clothing that’s somewhat revealing and she’s got a great ass! She’s incredibly sexy, but that laugh’s got to go!


3. Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)

She’s a sexy princess that knows exactly what she wants and will do whatever is necessary to get it. That in and of itself is sexy, but then when you look at Princess Jasmine; wow! Her Arabian attire is nice, but if the pants were see-through it would be better. The tops are just fine; tasteful, yet still sexy. Princess Jasmine by far deserves the title of the hottest brunette cartoon ever made.


2. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

At one point or another, most men have been intrigued by mermaids, to say the very least. Ariel is by far the sexiest mermaid in the sea. She was even hotter when she gave up her voice to be a human.


1. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Do you remember the first time you saw Jessica Rabbit? You probably heard the name first, right? Like me, you were expecting a buck-toothed creature with maybe a few cures here and there. Well, surprise! In walks Jessica Rabbit with her perfectly round, firm breasts that are four sizes too big for her body, her curvy waist and hips, and her incredible legs that go clear up to her… you get the idea. There’s nothing about Jessica that isn’t sexy, and of course, there’s her famous phrase, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way”.

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  1. Hunkydory says:

    I'd go for Blondie ,she's got a body to die for , the looks and she can even whip up a wickedly good meal, how she ended with that dufus Dagwood I'll never know.

  2. Steve Scorpiankiller says:

    Catra,She-ra,and Evil Lyn should as least be in the top ten!!!!!!!!

  3. Cappygolucky says:

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