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26 Pics of Your Favorite Pro Athletes… Wasted

Every athlete needs to have some fun here and there by getting completely wasted, and then taking their picture with a bunch of girls to prove how pimp they are.

The best thing about partying when you’re an athlete is that it can be for any occasion. Did you just win a gold medal? Did your team win a championship? Did your team just get their asses handed to them? If so, you every right to celebrate, or drown your sorrows.

Here’s twenty-six pics of athletes having one too many, whether that be hits, shots or beers.

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps smoking

We heard all about it, but it’s still great to see an Olympic Gold Medalist getting high.

Ben Roethlisberger

ben  roethlisberger drunk

Gotta love the face, and shirt, of the Steelers OB.

Eddie Belfour

Eddie Belfour

Here’s former Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Eddie Belfour with some pals like Ty Domi.

Tony Parker

Tony Parker

Get a couple of drinks into Tony Parker and he goes cougar hunting.

Dustin Pedroia

Dustin Pedroia

The Red Sox second baseman having a good time by himself, despite the women around him.

Andrei Kirilenko

Andrei Kirilenko

The Jazz small forward giving a chick some from Russia with love.

Reggie Miller

Reggie Miller

It looks like the Pacers great is getting ready to “love you long time”.

Gina Carano

Gina Carano

The hot mixed martial arts fighter is sparring with a friend. Me likey.

Alexander Ovechkin

Alexander Ovechkin

The Caps left winger, who is appropriately on the left, is sporting some fashionable jeans.

Larry Johnson

Larry Johnson

The Chiefs RB knows how to celebrate a birthday.

Chris Duhon

Chris Duhon

The Knicks player knows that the way into a girl’s pants is to throw money at her.

Kyle Boller

Kyle Boller

Kyle Boller remembering glory days in Baltimore.

Jeff Reed

Jeff Reed

The Steelers kicker loves to party. But I have to ask. What’s up with the bib?

Joakim Noah

Joakim Noah

No, this isn’t Troy Polamalu.

Jason Giambi

Jason Giambi

A real man swigs Jack.

Yao Ming

Yao Ming

It must have taken a lot to get a man of Yao’s size wasted. On another note, I would have loved to hear that speech.

Eli Manning

Eli Manning

The funny thing about this pic is that that was only Eli’s second light beer.

Osi Umenyiora

Osi Umenyiora

Here’s Eli’s teammate showing how it’s really done.

Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler

The Broncos QB has found a cure for his diabetes.

Matt Leinart

Matt Leinart

If Leinart played like he parties he would have a starting job in Arizona.

Vince Young

Vince Young

Maybe the same could be said here.

Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki

steve and dirk

I have feeling that the guy hanging out with these two NBA greats was the same guy who let the popular kids pick on him in high school just so he could be part of the in-crowd. Or, Dirk has a closet secret that’s he’s revealing to Steve.

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan

As a kid I wanted to play basketball like Mike. As a man I want to party like Mike.

Kyle Orton

Kyle Orton

I think Orton is the NFL’s resident drunk.

John Daly

John Daly

This dude is a fat golf player who gets women to take their tops off. Where did I go wrong in life?

Northwestern University Women’s Soccer Team

Northwestern University Womens Soccer

Let’s be honest. I could care less about Northwestern, soccer, and women’s soccer at that, but pics of drunk chicks making out, that I do care about.

For more athletes and their drunken mishaps, check out the cleverly titled DrunkAthlete.com.

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  1. "cheifs" fan says:

    At least Larry Johnson knows how to spell Chiefs.

  2. sportsmog says:

    Sorry we couldn't help but get drunk while writing this piece.