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20 Great Pick Up Lines We Dare You To Try Out

There she is. The most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. Well, at least the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in the past few minutes. At any rate, you’ve decided you want to try to make a play for this girl.

How do you start up a conversation? How do you get her to notice you? What can you say to make her laugh, smile, or be impressed? Out of the millions of pick up lines, which ones won’t repulse her? Sometimes, it really depends on the setting, so you may have to adjust what you say accordingly.

For instance, it would not only be inappropriate, but also unlikely that your pick up line would be effective if you asked for sex in a church. True, women that go to church like sex, but they don’t expect to be approached that way in church, but rather in a club or a bar. Try some of these.

20. (If she’s walking her dog.) That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?

19. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

18. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

17. Do you know me from somewhere?

16. Do you believe in sex before a first date?

15. I’m going to my car to make out. Would you like to join me?

14. How does feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?

13. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

12. I’m invisible. (She will most likely respond by saying, “What?”) Can you see me? (She will say, “Yes.”) Great! How about tomorrow night?

11. Your beauty blinded me, so I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

10. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

9. Don’t I know you? Didn’t we start a family together?

8. So, what pick up lines work on you?

7. I’m sorry to stare. It’s just that you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

6. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

5. I know I wouldn’t have a chance if I asked you out on a date, but I just wanted to hear you speak.

4. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

3. I don’t like playing games and I hate pick up lines, so I’m just going to ask. Do you like sex?

2. Hi. My name is Wright. Someone said you were looking for me.

1. POOF! (She will say, “Excuse me” or some other type of perplexed exclamation.) Here I am. What are your other two wishes going to be?

There are a few things to remember when using pick up lines. Not all of them will work for you and none of them will work on all women. First, pick out some that suit your personality and that you would feel comfortable saying. Next and most importantly, exhibit self-confidence. You don’t want to come off like you’re weak.

At the same time, you don’t want to come on so strong that she thinks you may be a stalker. Lastly, don’t sweat it. If she isn’t responsive in a positive way, then move on. The important thing is that you tried and hopefully amused yourself in the process. At worst, you’ll have a funny story to tell your buddies later.

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  1. Carlos M.V. says:

    Nice.. thanks for these hints!

    • Jordan says:

      Hey carlose your gay and dont even know how wo to pick up a woman grow up bitch and quit being a mommas boy. You want to scrap my name is Jordan Hagye and i live in Michigan. PEACE BITCH!

  2. Rads says:

    Very impresssive.

  3. abhinav says:

    nice , very nice , very very nice , …………..thanks

  4. Dese Suk says:

    These corny lines are really great if you hate having sex.

  5. sean says:

    great stuff. i love it. awesome. im quite run out of ideas at times. so its pretty handy and useful for me especially when im in a stupid awkward situation.

    thanks anyway

  6. chris says:

    You want a real pickup line that will make her feel good about herself? Approach a beautiful woman in the makeup department with other women around her and say this loud enough so other women can hear……Excuse me… Why are you buying makeup to cover your beautiful face. Didn't you know makeup covers the real beauty. This will make her blush and speechless. (you want to catch her with others around) especially if she is with other women.

    This has worked for me over 40 times and im still using this towards women i see shopping in the cosmetics are department stores.

  7. dan says:

    Try this out……. call a lady and motion her with one finger to come over ( not the middle finger) when she comes over tell her, notice i just made you come with one finger imagine if i was using all my fingers…………………………..id like to know her reaction……dncn_red@yahoo.com

  8. SassyGirl25 says:

    yeah just to let you guys know none of these are good. Sorry guys try harder….. I could tell you…. They only work if she is extremely desperate… ;-* thought maybe you would like a woman's opinion.

  9. Jordan says:

    Hello all these are gay and corny as fuck losers. you nerds need to quit fucking around with world of warcraft and get your asses a date faggots. fucking bitches ill kick all your asses.

  10. Matt says:

    Anyone who uses pickup lines are douchbags who can't have a real conversation!

  11. David says:

    I think Jordan is just compensating for his lack of confidence and ability. I don't understand why such a 'stud' like himself is even on this website, if he's just so good with women.
    I think its funny he's calling you guys gay, seeing as you're here to be helped with ideas for picking up women, if it isn't self esteem issues of lack of confidence this guy seems to have, i'd say he's just desperate for attention, or is of the homosexual nature himself.
    I'd love to see his comeback for this, but i wont be back to this website to check. Good luck guys.

  12. some says:

    This is why I ignore every single one of these pick up lines, they would and haven't worked on me prefer a guy to start talking to me than some cheesy things can't believe the cosmetics thing worked they must have had no brain tomwork

  13. Parfanora says:

    These are great for a laugh. I'll throw a bunch out there tomorrow. AHH, bring on the poor test subjects. I'm sure a little piece of me will die inside while i'm saying number 10… there is no such thing as failing, it's all a learning experience. I bet i can make a few of these work though, it'll be my new challenge for the month. Anyone else fancy a challenge? email me at parfanora@hotmail.com