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232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know

chat room 300x300 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know

There are so many ways to communicate now, and text and chat is one of them. You’re normally in a hurry while you’re doing it, so why not create some shortcuts?

The problem is, so many acronyms have come out and unless you spend hours texting on your cell phone or in private chat rooms, it’s difficult to keep up.

There are literally over 1,000 abbreviations, but listed below are 232 for a man’s survival and success on the internet and on your cell phone.

1. @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
2. \M/ — Heavy Metal Music
3. ^5 — High Five
4. ^URS — Up Yours
5. .02 — Your (or my) two cents worth
6. 1174 —Nude club
7. 121 — One to one
8. 1337 — Elite
9. 143 — I love you
10. 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
11. 182 — I hate you
12. 20 — Location
13. 2G2B4G — Too Good To Be Forgotten
14. 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
15. 2moro — Tomorrow
16. 2nite — Tonight
17. 2U2 — To You Too
18. 411 — Information
420 288x300 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know19. 420 — Marijuana
20. 459 — I love you
21. 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
22. 4EAE — For Ever And Ever
23. 4ever — Forever
24. 4Q — Fuck You
25. 5FS 5 Finger Salute
26. 8 — Oral sex
27. 86 — to get rid of
28. A/S/L/P — Age/Sex/Location/Picture
29. A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
30. AB — Ass Backwards
31. ABITHIWTITB — A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
32. ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
33. ADIH — Another Day In Hell
34. ADIP — Another Day In Paradise
35. ADN — Any Day Now
36. AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
37. AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
38. AFJ — April Fools Joke
39. AFT — About Fucking Time
40. AKA or a.k.a. — Also Known As
41. AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
42. AML — All My Love
43. ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
44. ASAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
45. ASAP — As Soon As Possible
46. ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
47. ASL — Age/Sex/Location
48. ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
49. ATAB — Ain’t That A Bitch
50. AWOL — Absent Without Leave
51. AYCE — All You Can Eat
52. B4N — Bye For Now
bmf 300x262 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know53. BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
54. — BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother Fucker In Charge
55. — BD Big Deal
56. — BFD Big Fucking Deal
57. — BITD Back In The Day
58. — BJ Blow Job
59. — BKA Better Known As
60. — BM Bite Me
61. — BMF Bad Mother Fucker
62. — BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
63. — BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
64. — BMOTA Bite Me On The Ass
65. — BS Bullshit
66. — BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
67. BSEG — Big Shit-Eating Grin
68. BT — Bite This
69. BTDT — Been There Done That
70. BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
71. BTFO — Back The Fuck Off (or Bend The Fuck Over)
72. BTHOOM — Beats The Heck Out Of Me
73. BTW — By The Way
74. BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle (or Bring Your Own Beer)
75. C4N — Ciao For Now
76. CBF — Can’t Be Fucked
77. CBJ — Covered Blow Job
78. CM — Call Me
79. CMAP — Cover My Ass Partner
80. CMIW — Correct Me if I’m Wrong
81. CMU — Crack Me Up
82. CRAFT — Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing
83. CRS — Can’t Remember Shit
84. DBABAI — Don’t Be A Bitch About It
85. DDSOS — Different Day, Same Old Shit
86. def — Definitely
87. DGA — Don’t Go Anywhere
88. DGT — Don’t Go There
89. DGYF — Damn Girl You’re Fine
90. DHYB — Don’t Hold Your Breath
drunk in charge 300x211 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know 91. DIC — Drunk In Charge
92. DILLIGAD — Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
93. DILLIGAS — Do I Look Like I Give A Shit
94. DIY — Do It Yourself
95. DKDC — Don’t Know Don’t Care
96. DUI — Driving Under the Influence
97. DUM — Do You Masturbate?
98. DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
99. DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
100. DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
101. DWPKOTL — Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
102. DYHAB — Do You Have A Boyfriend
103. E123 — Easy as One, Two, Three
104. EG — Evil Grin
105. EL — Evil Laugh
106. ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
107. ESADYFA — Eat Shit And Die You Fucking Asshole
108. ESEMED — Every Second Every Minute Every Day
109. ESMF — Eat Shit Mother Fucker
110. EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
111. EZ — Easy
112. F2F — Face-to-Face
113. FO — Fuck Off
114. FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
115. FOL — Fond of Leather
116. FOS — Full Of Shit
117. FU2 — Fuck You Too
fubar 300x237 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know118. FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
119. FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief
120. FUJIMO — Fuck You Jack I’m Movin’ On
121. FUM — Fucked Up Mess
122. FWB — Friends With Benefits
123. G1 — Good One
124. G4I — Go For It
125. G4N — Good For Nothing
126. GAL — Get A Life
127. GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
128. GAP — Got A Picture (of yourself)?
129. GDI — God Damn It
130. GF — Girlfriend
131. GFF — Go Fucking Figure
132. GFI — Go For It
133. GFON — Good For One Night
134. GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
135. GMAB — Give Me A Break
136. GMAFB — Give Me A Fucking Break
137. GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
138. GNOC — Get Naked On Cam
139. GTFO — Get The Fuck Out
140. GTFOOH — Get The Fuck Out Of Here
141. GYHOOYA — Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
142. GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
143. H4U — Hot For You
144. HAGD — Have a Great Day
145. HAGN — Have A Good Night
146. HAGO — Have A Good One
147. HAND — Have a Nice Day
148. HBB — Hip Beyond Belief
149. HMFIC — Head Mother Fucker In Charge
150. HSIK — How Should I Know
151. IDC — I Don’t Care
jdgaf 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know 152. IDGAF — I Don’t Give A Fuck
153. IDGARA — — I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
154. IDK I Don’t Know
155. IIT — Is It Tight?
156. IITLYTO — If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
157. ILU — I Love You
158. ILY — I Love You
159. IM — Instant Messaging
160. IMEZRU — I Am Easy, Are You?
161. INBD — It’s No Big Deal
162. INMP — It’s Not My Problem
163. INNW — If Not Now, When
164. IWSN — I Want Sex Now
165. IYD — In Your Dreams
166. J/O — Jerking Off
167. J4F — Just For Fun
168. J4G — Just For Grins
169. JDI Just Do It
170. KIR Keep It Real
171. KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
172. kitty Vagina
173. KMA Kiss My Ass
174. KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
175. KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
176. LDR Long Distance Relationship
177. LF Let’s Fuck
178. LFTI Looking Forward To It
179. LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
180. LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
181. LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
182. LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
183. LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
184. M4C Meet for Coffee
185. MA Mature Audience
186. MIRL Meet In Real Life
187. MOFO Mother Fucker
188. MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
189. N1 Nice One
190. NAB Not A Blonde
191. NADT Not A Damn Thing
192. NFW No Fucking Way
193. NSS No Shit Sherlock
194. NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care
195. OBX Old Battle Axe
196. PM Personal Message or Private Message
197. PMF Pardon My French
198. Q2C Quick To Cum
199. RU Are You?
200. RU/18 Are You Over 18?
201. RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?
202. RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?
203. SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
204. SEG Shit Eating Grin
205. SH Shit Happens
206. SMB Suck My Balls
207. SOB Son Of a Bitch
208. SOGOP Shit Or Get Off the Pot
209. SOH Sense Of Humor
210. SOL Shit Out of Luck
211. SOMY Sick Of Me Yet?
212. SOS Same Old Shit
213. SSDD Same Shit Different Day
shutthefup 211x300 232 Text Messages or Online Chat Abbreviations Every Guy Should Know 214. STFU Shut The Fuck Up
215. THX, TX, or THKS Thanks
216. TIA Thanks In Advance
217. TILII Tell It Like It Is
218. TY Thank You
219. TYVM Thank You Very Much
220. US You Suck
221. WGAFF Who Gives A Flying Fuck
222. WTF What The Fuck
223. WTGP Want To Go Private (private chat room)?
224. WTH What The Heck or What the Hell
225. WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week
226. WTMI Way Too Much Information
227. WTSDS Where The Sun Don’t Shine
228. WTSHTF When The Shit Hits The Fan
229. WU What’s Up
230. WUF Where You From?
231. YDKM You Don’t Know Me
232. YGBSM You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me

As stated previously, there are hundreds more acronyms than these, but this should basically be all you need and then some. If you use this guide as a reference, your IM, chat, and texting life will be so much easier, so “G4I”!

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  1. Kurt Ruden says:

    your missing the best one FAA Q IS fuck you

  2. Sometimes it is jsut easier said than done, it makes sense, but I just cant do it.

  3. revoL reggiN says:

    hahahaha

  4. sabrina says:

    hie..i wanna

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